Today I want to discuss something that happened to me yesterday. See, dating someone and then endings things and then dating someone else that he knows is never, ever a good idea, but I can’t help it drama is my thing. Well, yesterday we were unfortunately in the same confines, trapped in a room with nowhere to go. I mean I could of easily opened the door and left but of course I over think. If I were to do that the guy would totally know it’s because I felt awkward, and he would win and then my boyfriend would think it’s because I felt awkward because I still have feelings for the guy and he would get pissed. I was trapped, like a sad, sad, puppy in a kennel. They both know about each other which makes even weirder; the dirty looks that streamed throughout the room made me feel like I was in a laser show, so not cool.
Anyway, back to yesterday, so we are all sitting in this room, me, my boyfriend, my ex boy-toy, and two mutual friends. Lord and behold what is the topic of conversation…fucking prenuptials. GREAT. Super awesome topic. To make poor little me feel like a fish in no water, the ex-thing, or umm should I say Satan himself reincarnated, asks me of all people “do you fall out of love with people?” My face yelled, “earth swallow me whole!!!!!” In which I responded my honest answer, yes. Then he goes on to ask then why wouldn’t you get a prenuptial, and I said because by the time you marry someone you should have already established the trust in knowing they are not with you for money. My super amazing, love of my life, boyfriend agrees with me, and then that’s when it got good. Satan decided to play devil’s advocate (duh he IS the devil UGH die) and bash us both in the most polite of manners. I quickly get into defensive attorney mode and lash back. Before you know it it’s me and him going at it back and forth. No one else says a word, not a peep. After 20 minutes of being at each other’s throats, my boo boo decides it is time to retreat and leave. I left…only after I gave my last piece of mind, “relationships never work out for you because you have no idea how to grow up, 24 and still in college with no degree does not give you the right to think you’re ever going to need a prenuptial.” BURRRRNNN.
Well, needless to say that was the end of that conversation. V-1 Asswipe-0. I don’t want to go into too much detail after what happened when I left, but let’s just say it wasn’t the prettiest of conversations. Now, I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea that I still have feelings for this human, I love my boyfriend very much and he is the one I am going to spend the rest of my life with, fact! But at the same time when you put me in a room with someone I had feelings for at one time and they decide that it is okay to push my buttons, well then that falls on you are you’re going to get it. Especially this douchebag, he is the epitome of a scumbag, good-for-nothing, son of a bitch…. Getting too into it, let me save that for another post.
Anyway, moral of the story is being put in awkward situations is never fun, especially when they’re with an ex. Being put in an awkward situation with your ex and current boyfriend make for an even more awkward situation. It is a receipt for disaster and if you can avoid it…RUN, and if you can’t run and your hopelessly trapped clawing against the door waiting for a divine intervention, well then the best advice that I can give you is keep calm, and win.
